Posted 9 hours ago

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Posted 1 week ago

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

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owlturdcomix:

Today we have a guest comic from Alex of 1111 Comics! Let me just say that if you liked the ‘We go forward’ comic, you’ll like pretty much everything he makes. His work is an excellent mix of meaning and humor, if you’re into that sorta thing — and if you’re not, you should be.

His Stuff:

Website | Facebook | Twitter | TumblrPatreon

Posted 1 week ago

apollogizing:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

Posted 1 week ago

super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say

(Source: skullspeare)

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roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

(Source: organmeat)